[ good. he'll just help himself to a careful seat on said couch—his former bed—forgoing his usual inelegant flop in the interest of not disturbing the kitten. he huffs, deeply unimpressed. ]

That asshole. I can't believe it. Didn't you guys come here together? Kicking you out together woulda been the least this shitty place could do.

[ it's cruel, really. he won't say it, but there's no denying it. ]